Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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