love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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