I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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