I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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