question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
please don't ironically join a cult
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