Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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