i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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