like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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