just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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