I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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