Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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