i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I have tasted many bathrooms
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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