i just google imaged poop.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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