Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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