But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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