I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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