Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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