gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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