Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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