Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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