He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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