This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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