the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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