But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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