hell yes lets make some ravioli
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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