i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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