this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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