Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
just tell him i said nine months
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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