We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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