That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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