You really coming over, don't trick.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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