I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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