finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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