dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I just had sex on a roof
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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