I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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