He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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