I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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