He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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