Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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