I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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