So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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