Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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