She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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