i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
