Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
It's never too late to be topless.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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