Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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