So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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