Its about making memories worth repressing
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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