So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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