So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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