i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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