let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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