hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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