you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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