Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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