What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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