So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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